Avast Landlubbers, Captain Keyes with Some Pearly Words of Wisdom

Arrrrrrrrr me hearties, Captain Keyes here with a few words of wisdom.

Well not much wisdom, just as much as a bottle of Rum will allow me before boarding the ship for the voyage towards Robertson Field for the Houston Dynamo MLS semi final second leg.

The Pirate side played well on Sunday with some great goals, arrrrrrr, and with the surprise defeat of leaders Elite FC, the league has opened up just a tad. Arrrrrr, TAD, not a very piratey word, I picked that up from a landlubber who was a friend of the British commissioner at Port Royal.

Harrrr harrrr harrr, walked the plank he did, harrrrr harrrrr harrrr!

Blimey, our fellow sea faring lads in the HFA must have thought they had landed a treasure chest laden with pieces of eight after the Elite were forced off the field at the tip of a cutlass, their performance must have been Davy Jones's locker like. Harrrrrrr!

We have had one of the deckhands refreshing the Wikipedia page as well recently but some bilge rat seems to keep scribbling falsifications upon it. A reward will soon be put out for the scoundrel with a nice keelhauling waiting for the scallywag for breaking the Pirate code of conduct against the Galveston Realm. Arrrrrrrr

Yo ho ho and another bottle of rum as the footy kicks off in Port Houston, surrounded by landlubbers though, arrrrrrr. Avast lads and lasses, Captain Keyes awash with bounty!

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