Jolly Green Giant News Update

After some investigation, it appears that the Jolly Green Giant passed through U.S borders recently on its way to Ballys in Galveston.

This recent border security photo shows clearly how the 'Alien' looks when it was stopped and strip searched by the well mannered TSA guards;maybe that's why it turned green before hitting the gym.

The x-ray photo, which turned our green in colour and thought to have been hued by its insideous smell and vulgarity, shows the unknown beasty wearing a strange hat and what looks like an eye piece, although its unknown at this moment if this is some type of viewing apparatus like the Borg would wear;ala Star Trek.

Its identity though, still remains a mystery, but the Pirate private dics are still investigating and are hopeful of some news soon before the 'Green Giant' unleashes its ferocious forked tongue language on the unsuspecting ears of the Galveston Public.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:Although the beast looks hideous and speaks in an unknown dialect and language, it doesn't look like the monstrous green being is dangerous. The local law enforcement agents have advised us not to approach it for fear of strange speech contamination.

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